What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why are Korean female leads so angry all the time?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

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A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

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